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    Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.

Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.

by James Agate Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They are ranked No. 1 for a good reason,

They are ranked No. 1 for a good reason,

by Gene Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All of that is gone.

All of that is gone.

by Luis Alvarez Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The gas situation is a concern. But we'll meet our obligations. If the gas prices remain high, as I said, read more

The gas situation is a concern. But we'll meet our obligations. If the gas prices remain high, as I said, we may have to look at canceling a trip or cutting the schedule down by a couple of games for next season.

by Joe Asher Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The rise in computer-related crimes and the technology used in these crimes is hard to keep up with. These classes read more

The rise in computer-related crimes and the technology used in these crimes is hard to keep up with. These classes help us with the mechanics; they're like road maps on computer forensics.

by Lon Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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For me it's a European-type movie, ... It's a small story about family and it's these kinds of characters that read more

For me it's a European-type movie, ... It's a small story about family and it's these kinds of characters that I most like to portray and I'm not always given the opportunity to do that.

by Danny Aiello Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't ever want to go back to the southeast. We're going to come to California, I don't care how read more

I don't ever want to go back to the southeast. We're going to come to California, I don't care how expensive it is, and live here for the rest of our lives.

by Michele Aurella Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When you are without a great player like Gilbert Arenas, the other guys have to step up and play at read more

When you are without a great player like Gilbert Arenas, the other guys have to step up and play at the top of their games. Tonight was a total team effort. We got a lot of energy, we played great defense, we moved the ball and we made sure that everybody got shots in. When we do that, it makes the game a lot of fun.

by Chucky Atkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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