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What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't read more
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
That was a (missed assignment). The guy was holding him, man, but you can't wait on a ref to make read more
That was a (missed assignment). The guy was holding him, man, but you can't wait on a ref to make the play. The cat safety didn't get outside. He failed, we all failed.
15 minutes a day! Give me just this and I'll prove I can make you a new man.
15 minutes a day! Give me just this and I'll prove I can make you a new man.
We laid it on the line. No regrets. We wanted to get it done real bad and we came together. read more
We laid it on the line. No regrets. We wanted to get it done real bad and we came together. People doubted us in this tournament.
After the game against Finland I wished them luck. Hopefully they win and bring the gold to Buffalo.
After the game against Finland I wished them luck. Hopefully they win and bring the gold to Buffalo.
It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they didn't commit any crimes, so read more
It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths.
We're not quite where we want to be right now. But we'll give them everything we have.
We're not quite where we want to be right now. But we'll give them everything we have.
The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is read more
The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul.
I hope that happened by mistake. By mistake, I forgive her (the 15-year-old girl).
I hope that happened by mistake. By mistake, I forgive her (the 15-year-old girl).