He thanked them for their service to our country. And wanted to let them know ... that the American people read more

He thanked them for their service to our country. And wanted to let them know ... that the American people are behind them and support them.

That's a broad, bold claim. We'll know in a year if they delivered.

That's a broad, bold claim. We'll know in a year if they delivered.

It is an achievement of all Iraqis.

It is an achievement of all Iraqis.

I keep thinking, what if my family members were over there?

I keep thinking, what if my family members were over there?

Being No. 1, we were definitely content with that. We got too lax about it. I guess we couldn't finish read more

Being No. 1, we were definitely content with that. We got too lax about it. I guess we couldn't finish today. We couldn't beat their 10-man ride. They were all over the place.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

And see all sights from pole to pole, / And glance, and nod, and bustle by; / And never once read more

And see all sights from pole to pole, / And glance, and nod, and bustle by; / And never once possess our soul / Before we die.

We're using figures from the school district, their budget and we've used their maintenance list and we believe every word read more

We're using figures from the school district, their budget and we've used their maintenance list and we believe every word we have on the radio is accurate.