Of all the arts in which the wise excel, nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.

Of all the arts in which the wise excel, nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

What is art but a way of seeing?.

What is art but a way of seeing?.

Pictures deface walls more often than they decorate them.

Pictures deface walls more often than they decorate them.

I think that one of the qualifications of artists should be a vow of celibacy. They should be confined to read more

I think that one of the qualifications of artists should be a vow of celibacy. They should be confined to ruining only their own lives.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential read more

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

An artist never really finishes his work, he merely abandons it.

An artist never really finishes his work, he merely abandons it.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.