I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

There's always been a problem with parking down here. I always said there are more cars then there are people.

There's always been a problem with parking down here. I always said there are more cars then there are people.

When I was young there was a bunch of girls that was really scared and that's why I made these read more

When I was young there was a bunch of girls that was really scared and that's why I made these songs and I would love to scare them.

A banquet will be held for the kids at the Jewett Sportsmen Club in the evening so they can share read more

A banquet will be held for the kids at the Jewett Sportsmen Club in the evening so they can share experiences. There will be someone to do the meat processing at a reduced cost. If they do not have use for the deer, it will donated to a local food pantry.

These days, dates mean a dinner and movie-falling back on the old standards. I think that's just so simple and read more

These days, dates mean a dinner and movie-falling back on the old standards. I think that's just so simple and great to share - whether good or bad - and then discuss it afterwards. It's just a great way to spend an evening.

The success in this referendum, it isn't how many people are going to say 'yes' and how many people are read more

The success in this referendum, it isn't how many people are going to say 'yes' and how many people are going to say 'no,' ... The success is that all Iraqis ... found out that the polling station is the way to deal with the political problems in Iraq, to deal with the violence in Iraq.

The prayers worked, very simply. But we need more prayers. He's not out of it yet.

The prayers worked, very simply. But we need more prayers. He's not out of it yet.

I can confirm that the... personnel are not participating in customer visits. This is an error in the copy and read more

I can confirm that the... personnel are not participating in customer visits. This is an error in the copy and will be amended in future material on the subject.

I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.