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    It's important to come prepared. Particularly during night digs, we also ask people to keep a close eye on young children.

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My vagina can't give a monologue!

My vagina can't give a monologue!

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I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

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For the first time, Americans will have under one roof the capacity for government to work together. To identify and read more

For the first time, Americans will have under one roof the capacity for government to work together. To identify and assess threats to our homeland, to match these threats to our vulnerabilities, and to ensure our safety and security,

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It's pretty much a little village down there where everyone knows everyone, so if they can walk into a loo read more

It's pretty much a little village down there where everyone knows everyone, so if they can walk into a loo and buy a condom, it's a lot easier than going to the local shop and buying them, when everyone knows what's going on.

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That's for another day. The question of whether I can get there is different than the question of whether I read more

That's for another day. The question of whether I can get there is different than the question of whether I will be allowed to get there.

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It's absolutely outrageous. It's not going to help people lose weight. It's junk science.

It's absolutely outrageous. It's not going to help people lose weight. It's junk science.

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He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

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Why do the Yankees always win? ... The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

Why do the Yankees always win? ... The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

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You have to look at (sex) in the appropriate context. Because we are a Catholic university we tend to look read more

You have to look at (sex) in the appropriate context. Because we are a Catholic university we tend to look at it more as a Catholic issue than a social issue, but now we're starting to see how this Catholic issue fits into the larger social issue.

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