I have loved eight women in my life. I remember every woman's face.

I have loved eight women in my life. I remember every woman's face.

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

It seems difficult, sometimes, to believe that there was a time when sentiments now become habitual, sentiments that imply not read more

It seems difficult, sometimes, to believe that there was a time when sentiments now become habitual, sentiments that imply not only the original imperative of conduct, but the original metaphysic of living, were by no means altogether habitual.

No man pleases by silence; many I please by speaking briefly.

No man pleases by silence; many I please by speaking briefly.

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has read more

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.

Her rarely striking out was not genetics. I think it was the psychology I tried to implant in her when read more

Her rarely striking out was not genetics. I think it was the psychology I tried to implant in her when she was young. We would go to the batting cage and I would put it on 110 pitches. I told her as long as you at least foul the ball off there is no way you are going to strike out and that all you have to do is just nick the ball.

He is looking at liabilities in the nature of $400 million.

He is looking at liabilities in the nature of $400 million.

They're very genuine, very humble. They really appreciate it.

They're very genuine, very humble. They really appreciate it.

Peanuts' made us realize that our emotions, frustrations, hopes and dreams are common to us all, ... And as we read more

Peanuts' made us realize that our emotions, frustrations, hopes and dreams are common to us all, ... And as we pay tribute today to this good and humble man, let us remember that what made Sparky unique was his honesty, the strength of his character and the humor which he brought to his work and to his life.