It's not a matter of we lack fuel, we just can't get it out of the ground because we lack read more

It's not a matter of we lack fuel, we just can't get it out of the ground because we lack power, ... Grocery stores are closed because we don't have power. The longer we go without power, the worse the situation gets.

Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to read more

If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.

Let them do a polygraph.

Let them do a polygraph.

He said he believed that she, quote, 'Fought like hell. He also believes that the killer or killers cleaned up read more

He said he believed that she, quote, 'Fought like hell. He also believes that the killer or killers cleaned up the crime scene.

I told her after the race if the male jockeys ever give her a roasting again she can truthfully say read more

I told her after the race if the male jockeys ever give her a roasting again she can truthfully say she can beat them with a leg in the air.

While the quarter's financials are important, the stock performance keys off the PeopleSoft decision. A resolution will be positive one read more

While the quarter's financials are important, the stock performance keys off the PeopleSoft decision. A resolution will be positive one way or another.

I only drink wine, and it's a bit early for that.

I only drink wine, and it's a bit early for that.

There are only two logical places they could come across either the Iraqi or Syrian borders.

There are only two logical places they could come across either the Iraqi or Syrian borders.