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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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A buddy of mine, [Atlanta rookie] Jeff Francoeur, when he hit his first home run, I saw them give him read more

A buddy of mine, [Atlanta rookie] Jeff Francoeur, when he hit his first home run, I saw them give him the silent treatment and ignore him. I had an idea that it might be coming.

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Play so that you may be serious.

Play so that you may be serious.

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Cuba has health indicators that are comparable to those of developed nations.

Cuba has health indicators that are comparable to those of developed nations.

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Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister read more

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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It was an important meeting. It was very important to have it, but we still have a lot more work read more

It was an important meeting. It was very important to have it, but we still have a lot more work to do,

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I wanted to really beat them because they beat us last year when we were undefeated (7-0).

I wanted to really beat them because they beat us last year when we were undefeated (7-0).

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He's just the most unbelievable person I've ever met.

He's just the most unbelievable person I've ever met.

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If only the net was just a little wider. We should have won that game. Our kids fought hard, and read more

If only the net was just a little wider. We should have won that game. Our kids fought hard, and we overcame a short bench to put a scare into them.

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