You can tag yourself into glass. It's a new scourge.

You can tag yourself into glass. It's a new scourge.

Learn while you're young', he often said, 'there is much to enjoy, down here below, life for the living, and read more

Learn while you're young', he often said, 'there is much to enjoy, down here below, life for the living, and rest for the dead!'

What you must realize is that the kids are always teenagers - but he's an angel, so he's ageless.

What you must realize is that the kids are always teenagers - but he's an angel, so he's ageless.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun.

Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun.

I don't even really remember what happened. I just put my elbow back and I guess I hit him. It read more

I don't even really remember what happened. I just put my elbow back and I guess I hit him. It wasn't intentional. I was just playing hard.

Four of them went to the hyperbaric chamber at Shock Trauma, they were experiencing more severe symptoms and had been read more

Four of them went to the hyperbaric chamber at Shock Trauma, they were experiencing more severe symptoms and had been for several days, severe flu-like symptoms. There were another four taken to St. Agnes Hospital for observation, they were experiencing more minor symptoms.

At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.

At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.

I think he's just a great songwriter, and obviously, artist-wise, that speaks for itself.

I think he's just a great songwriter, and obviously, artist-wise, that speaks for itself.