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    Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

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The New England conscience does not stop you from doing what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.

The New England conscience does not stop you from doing what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.

by Cleveland Amory Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I spent the last month looking at special teams film, mornings and afternoons. Go home at night and I'm watching read more

I spent the last month looking at special teams film, mornings and afternoons. Go home at night and I'm watching horror film, watching all the misery, looking at all those people having their lives changed forever.

by Bobby April Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The governor certainly takes pride in Pittsburgh's accomplishments and would be more than willing to participate in a friendly wager.

The governor certainly takes pride in Pittsburgh's accomplishments and would be more than willing to participate in a friendly wager.

by Chuck Ardo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The new statements will have in them a person's earnings over their lifetime, from that very first job they ever read more

The new statements will have in them a person's earnings over their lifetime, from that very first job they ever had, all through their lives,

by Kenneth Apfel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is still one of the best software companies out there.

This is still one of the best software companies out there.

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It's a fact that these perceptions lag reality -- it's not terribly uncommon for the economy to be doing better read more

It's a fact that these perceptions lag reality -- it's not terribly uncommon for the economy to be doing better and better when you get to election day, but people feel the economy's in a funk. The latest example of that was Bush's father.

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Woman throughout the ages has been mistress to the law, as man has been its master.

Woman throughout the ages has been mistress to the law, as man has been its master.

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It was October 15, 1986. Keith had stayed home from school with his dad to help with the first full read more

It was October 15, 1986. Keith had stayed home from school with his dad to help with the first full day of corn harvest.

by Marilyn Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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For violence, like Achilles' lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted. - The Wretched of the Earth.

For violence, like Achilles' lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted. - The Wretched of the Earth.

by Frantz Fanos Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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