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    Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

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The turnover in housing has a strong relationship with remodeling activity. You want to keep up with the value of read more

The turnover in housing has a strong relationship with remodeling activity. You want to keep up with the value of your investment because it is appreciating.

by Gopal Ahluwalia Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We played well for our first game. We're still trying to move them around and get them comfortable with each read more

We played well for our first game. We're still trying to move them around and get them comfortable with each other.

by Matt Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A poem records emotions and moods that lie beyond normal language, that can only be patched together and hinted at read more

A poem records emotions and moods that lie beyond normal language, that can only be patched together and hinted at metaphorically.

by Diane Ackerman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Fast is the way we like it. Fort Lupton's young, but this is the closest anyone has come to us read more

Fast is the way we like it. Fort Lupton's young, but this is the closest anyone has come to us in a dual this season. It's good to get Drake back; it gives us a good lower half. And the night went pretty much as I expected.

by Adam Alirez Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them.

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Cellar Roots is not just for art and writing majors at EMU. Any EMU student can contribute. There is a read more

Cellar Roots is not just for art and writing majors at EMU. Any EMU student can contribute. There is a common misperception that has perpetuated over time that you must be an art or writing major, but this is not true.

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Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a read more

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said ''Box about: twill come to my father anon.''

by John Aubrey Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Winning is the science of being totally prepared.

Winning is the science of being totally prepared.

by George Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We only react when there is a threat to the aircraft, passengers or crew.

We only react when there is a threat to the aircraft, passengers or crew.

by Dave Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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