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    Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

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The families coming up here will be people who want to escape New Orleans and other Gulf Coast areas permanently,

The families coming up here will be people who want to escape New Orleans and other Gulf Coast areas permanently,

by Jack Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the read more

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

by Franklin Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!

I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!

by Kirstie Alley Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not read more

The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not a worthwhile pursuit for kids and that umpires should put their egos in a locker are offensive and damaging.

by Adrian Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Our birds are hand-fed by ourselves. Birds don't like to be handled, but hand-feeding is our forte,

Our birds are hand-fed by ourselves. Birds don't like to be handled, but hand-feeding is our forte,

by Bill Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm quite happy with where we are considering we lost six seniors.

I'm quite happy with where we are considering we lost six seniors.

by Larry Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We think that there's at least an interesting discussion to have in the industry as to whether or not there read more

We think that there's at least an interesting discussion to have in the industry as to whether or not there is a need to have this higher operating authority.

by Brian Arbogast Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a read more

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said ''Box about: twill come to my father anon.''

by John Aubrey Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or read more

I like to prepare dough ahead for pizza crusts too. Whenever I bake loaves of whole wheat, anadama, herb, or other breads . . . I just mix up a little extra, package the dough in onepound lots, and freeze it right alongside my other ingredients. Thenùwhen pizza day rolls aroundùall I have to do is go to the freezer and select one container of crust, one sauce, one sausage, and one cheese . . . thaw everything . . . roll out the dough and spread on the sauce, sausage, and cheese . . . bake my creation at 450?F for about 15 minutes or until the cheese is slightly browned . . . and 'serve 'er up' to a hungry family of four.

by Carolyn Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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