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    What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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Are the governments in charge or is Ian Paisley in charge?

Are the governments in charge or is Ian Paisley in charge?

by Gerry Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. read more

I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. Like I'm at a carnival in a dream. Not sure that makes sense, but I do have pretty good pitch recognition. I see colors for different key signatures, notes, etc.

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It's definitely nice to get in. I knew it would be a challenge against that team.

It's definitely nice to get in. I knew it would be a challenge against that team.

by Alex Auld Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm watching film and I'm running with my chest up, my head back. ... That's not how you run and read more

I'm watching film and I'm running with my chest up, my head back. ... That's not how you run and catch somebody.

by Lavar Arrington Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is your standard bulb. I can plug in the energy saving bulb that's equal to the incandescent bulb as read more

This is your standard bulb. I can plug in the energy saving bulb that's equal to the incandescent bulb as you can see.

by Charles Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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150,000 of our fellow countrymen are in prison in the home country, because they have declared themselves against this fratricidal read more

150,000 of our fellow countrymen are in prison in the home country, because they have declared themselves against this fratricidal war.

by John Amery Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We hesitated to do it last year, but finally decided we need to.

We hesitated to do it last year, but finally decided we need to.

by Bob Albanese Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We had a lot of freshmen last year and our team never really clicked. This year, we know each other read more

We had a lot of freshmen last year and our team never really clicked. This year, we know each other better and we're communicating like a team.

by Daniel Anaya Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The camp was stormed about 4 a.m. this morning. They were repelled by Bangladeshi soldiers ... I know there are read more

The camp was stormed about 4 a.m. this morning. They were repelled by Bangladeshi soldiers ... I know there are four from among the attackers (who were killed).

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