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    What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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IBM believes a common standards-based approach, like the XMCL Initiative, is an important step forward for content owners, retailers, and read more

IBM believes a common standards-based approach, like the XMCL Initiative, is an important step forward for content owners, retailers, and distributors, and ultimately for consumers. The initiative announced today will help evolve the digital distribution of content over the Internet to create new e-commerce opportunities.

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If it weren't for Sean, I don't think there would be a triathlon club. There wouldn't have been enough influence read more

If it weren't for Sean, I don't think there would be a triathlon club. There wouldn't have been enough influence to get it done.

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We saw a tremendous outpouring of goodwill in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, but we also know that con artists read more

We saw a tremendous outpouring of goodwill in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, but we also know that con artists will take every opportunity to exploit and profit from those who have experienced great loss,

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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

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Because I stuttered, my aunt told me I had to learn to spell, and spell very well,

Because I stuttered, my aunt told me I had to learn to spell, and spell very well,

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It'll be a solid number, but it won't post the 8.2 percent growth we saw for the third quarter.

It'll be a solid number, but it won't post the 8.2 percent growth we saw for the third quarter.

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We have done well in China . They think once they are on the Nasdaq, they've arrived.

We have done well in China . They think once they are on the Nasdaq, they've arrived.

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The 2005 FBI Computer Crime Survey should serve as a wake-up call to every company in America.

The 2005 FBI Computer Crime Survey should serve as a wake-up call to every company in America.

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After the story broke, there was stupid conduct. But that doesn't make what happened before a crime.

After the story broke, there was stupid conduct. But that doesn't make what happened before a crime.

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