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    What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there.

Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there.

by John Aniston Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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So we've been preparing for this and all we're ready to do is do more of what we've been doing.

So we've been preparing for this and all we're ready to do is do more of what we've been doing.

by Julaine Appling Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was ridiculous that they even went to Wayne. He was the biggest Western movie star of all time, and read more

It was ridiculous that they even went to Wayne. He was the biggest Western movie star of all time, and they must have known he couldn't take it.

by James Arness Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The future of junk e-mail is that you need a receptive audience,

The future of junk e-mail is that you need a receptive audience,

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One of the experts bought his first piece at the age of four, so they did start very young, most read more

One of the experts bought his first piece at the age of four, so they did start very young, most of them. They did it out of genuine interest but today's kids are much more materialistic and there's a danger, I suppose, that they might just be out to make dosh.

by Michael Aspel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[He has had only one close call, when he got his thumb stuck in the spokes of his mom's wheelchair read more

[He has had only one close call, when he got his thumb stuck in the spokes of his mom's wheelchair and it caused an under-the-nail blood blister. The injury occurred in the post-Photoshop era, but even so, the resulting lag in work could have cost him trusted clients.] I thought Photoshop was the end of my career, ... I thought they'd be able to get any ol' pair of hands in there. But what most people don't realize is there's a brain that comes connected to these hands. You need to know the tricks of the trade. It's just like fashion modeling: You can get a pretty woman to put on an outfit, but once you send her down the runway, does she know what to do?

by Bill Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The first half was frustrating. We definitely didn't match their intensity, but we certainly did in the second half.

The first half was frustrating. We definitely didn't match their intensity, but we certainly did in the second half.

by Josh Aciukewicz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It hurt really bad. It was like a lot of pressure, burning. I kept on saying, 'Stop touching it.' It read more

It hurt really bad. It was like a lot of pressure, burning. I kept on saying, 'Stop touching it.' It felt like people were squeezing on it.

by Julia Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I didn't have my control. The sinker was going too wide. I wanted to keep the ball down, so if read more

I didn't have my control. The sinker was going too wide. I wanted to keep the ball down, so if they made contact, they keep the ball in the ballpark. That lineup doesn't have any weak spots.

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