I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and read more

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

When you are busy looking at your next step,how can you see where you are going?

When you are busy looking at your next step,how can you see where you are going?

When they went to the state, and came back as a state champion, then we were all sisters and brothers read more

When they went to the state, and came back as a state champion, then we were all sisters and brothers there really.

Three weeks into the NFL season, it's hard to say which team is the best in the business. So far, read more

Three weeks into the NFL season, it's hard to say which team is the best in the business. So far, I've got it narrowed down to Tampa Bay, Cincinnati and [the University of Southern California].

I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.

I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.

It was a shame somebody had to lose. They were just a little bit more patient than we were.

It was a shame somebody had to lose. They were just a little bit more patient than we were.

In time of war the first casualty is truth.

In time of war the first casualty is truth.

In the eyes of the West, they have the right to occupy our land, rob our wealth and then insult read more

In the eyes of the West, they have the right to occupy our land, rob our wealth and then insult us and our religion, and humiliate our Koran and our prophet, prayers be upon him. After that they give us lessons in freedom, justice and human rights.