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    The whole thing about reality weddings is that it gives people the ability to peek over the fence to see how others are doing it.

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There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

by Kehlog Albran Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have read more

In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie, socks, pants and tails. Your other clothes are soaking wet.

by George Antheil Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It makes me happy. It makes coach happy. Most importantly, it makes them happy.

It makes me happy. It makes coach happy. Most importantly, it makes them happy.

by Andre Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You read more

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' boo me.

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The London attack is one of the attacks that al-Qaida ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British read more

The London attack is one of the attacks that al-Qaida ... had the honour of carrying out against Zionist, British arrogance.

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We're keeping a very close eye on it, but at this point, nothing seems to point to the need for read more

We're keeping a very close eye on it, but at this point, nothing seems to point to the need for a state response.

by Lara Azar Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

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The vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. By God, Harry was in the line read more

The vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. By God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.

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All the families will be given a thorough medical and criminal history check, ... Once they are cleared, they can read more

All the families will be given a thorough medical and criminal history check, ... Once they are cleared, they can then transition up here.

by Jack Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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