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Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's read more

Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's not over yet. Everybody's like, 'Oh! Take my studded tires off!' And I'm like, 'I wouldn't take studded tires off quite yet,' and here it is.

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The surgery he had last year was the second one he's had and it is just a problem. He is read more

The surgery he had last year was the second one he's had and it is just a problem. He is no longer playing. He's in school and he'll finish the semester but he just doesn't feel comfortable with the shoulder.

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They are dinosaurs. They live on the back of the IRA, but the IRA are finished, and they cannot grasp read more

They are dinosaurs. They live on the back of the IRA, but the IRA are finished, and they cannot grasp it. They won't move on.

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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

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I don't see this being a once a year thing. I see it being an ongoing thing.

I don't see this being a once a year thing. I see it being an ongoing thing.

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One thing this [deal] does underscore is that the investment banking business has become a global business in a hurry read more

One thing this [deal] does underscore is that the investment banking business has become a global business in a hurry and if you don't have a strong presence on both sides of the Atlantic you might as well not show up.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home at Weston-super-Mare

No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home at Weston-super-Mare

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We feel comfortable lining him up against anyone.

We feel comfortable lining him up against anyone.

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