It took her, like, 7 1/2 hours to get home yesterday,

It took her, like, 7 1/2 hours to get home yesterday,

Coach shows me spots where I disappear, where I'm too passive. If I don't want the ball, if I'm not read more

Coach shows me spots where I disappear, where I'm too passive. If I don't want the ball, if I'm not aggressive, I'm out there for no reason.

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a read more

Property is not the sacred right. When a rich man becomes poor it is a misfortune, it is not a moral evil. When a poor man becomes destitute, it is a moral evil, teeming with consequences and injurious to society and morality.

When a man scores 81 points in a regulation game, that speaks volumes.

When a man scores 81 points in a regulation game, that speaks volumes.

[At the Old-Time Radio Convention, which expects 600 attendees this weekend, leaders have begun inviting television stars -- over the read more

[At the Old-Time Radio Convention, which expects 600 attendees this weekend, leaders have begun inviting television stars -- over the objections of purists who argue that only radio performers should be welcome.] If it becomes 'Friends of Old-Time Television,' I'm out of there, ... Let's Pretend.

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society.

Nobody talked to nobody. That's why we just was almost too late. If we'd been a little later they would read more

Nobody talked to nobody. That's why we just was almost too late. If we'd been a little later they would have disposed of the bodies with 'next of kin unknown,' and that would have been . . .

With nearly 20 days until Iraq emerges as a free sovereign state for the first time in more than three read more

With nearly 20 days until Iraq emerges as a free sovereign state for the first time in more than three decades, terrorists have increasingly targeted our country's infrastructure.

They haven't notified us yet.

They haven't notified us yet.