Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

They were pounding on me, but that's nothing new. I've come to expect it every game.

They were pounding on me, but that's nothing new. I've come to expect it every game.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

It's wildly impractical to do so in any real sense.

It's wildly impractical to do so in any real sense.

It is clear that Seagate continues to progress well towards providing newer higher margin drives in the CE and Mobile read more

It is clear that Seagate continues to progress well towards providing newer higher margin drives in the CE and Mobile markets, ... As such, we continue to believe that Seagate can grow its top and bottom line profits.

It is the first time that we see that a Western woman, a Belgian, marrying a radical Muslim, and is read more

It is the first time that we see that a Western woman, a Belgian, marrying a radical Muslim, and is converted up to the point of becoming a jihad fighter.

On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is read more

On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end of it and we go back to the back of the bus again.

We were expecting the free agency period to come and go. Negotiations were done.

We were expecting the free agency period to come and go. Negotiations were done.

It's like part of my family. It's like one of my children.

It's like part of my family. It's like one of my children.