In fact, I did not attend a single meeting at the United Nations.

In fact, I did not attend a single meeting at the United Nations.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

You no longer really have to record the Super Bowl because you can get all the commercials on AOL the read more

You no longer really have to record the Super Bowl because you can get all the commercials on AOL the next day.

He always wants to come with me. He insists, and he cries if I can't take him. He's afraid that read more

He always wants to come with me. He insists, and he cries if I can't take him. He's afraid that if I go, I won't ever come back.

My plan of building from the back continues. I'm very happy that, in Josh, we'll have one of the best read more

My plan of building from the back continues. I'm very happy that, in Josh, we'll have one of the best goalkeepers in the league returning to our team.

He'll look forward to what they have to tell them.

He'll look forward to what they have to tell them.

And I said to myself, 'That's an omen,

And I said to myself, 'That's an omen,

The stuff they pulled should never have been removed. Some of it is mundane and some of it is outright read more

The stuff they pulled should never have been removed. Some of it is mundane and some of it is outright ridiculous.

There are reports that some of the northerners attacked a primary school near the barracks this morning and killed some read more

There are reports that some of the northerners attacked a primary school near the barracks this morning and killed some children.