Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

Give me a museum and I'll fill it.

Give me a museum and I'll fill it.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

I think that one of the qualifications of artists should be a vow of celibacy. They should be confined to read more

I think that one of the qualifications of artists should be a vow of celibacy. They should be confined to ruining only their own lives.

I don't have big anxieties. I wish I did. I'd be much more interesting.

I don't have big anxieties. I wish I did. I'd be much more interesting.

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.

I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.

I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.