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    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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I doubt we'll ever call a game again with this stuff.

I doubt we'll ever call a game again with this stuff.

by George Arcand Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Investors are back to looking at the economy, corporate earnings, and unfortunately the continued saga of corporate shenanigans,

Investors are back to looking at the economy, corporate earnings, and unfortunately the continued saga of corporate shenanigans,

by Alan Ackerman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The farm is an example of traditional, blended with technology.

The farm is an example of traditional, blended with technology.

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The idea is to bring a higher quality, better-looking product to the consumer.

The idea is to bring a higher quality, better-looking product to the consumer.

by Dennis Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Its nice to enjoy the win, but we won't be happy until we get into the playoffs. Our goal now read more

Its nice to enjoy the win, but we won't be happy until we get into the playoffs. Our goal now is to get ready for Tuesday night.

by Jason Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I started making pita when I was 14; now I'm 58.

I started making pita when I was 14; now I'm 58.

by Ana Arapovic Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I think he's probably done his best work at the bully pulpit. Compare and contrast with his two predecessors, who read more

I think he's probably done his best work at the bully pulpit. Compare and contrast with his two predecessors, who either didn't like it or weren't capable of using it to its fullest extent.

by David Abel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We didn't play too well down there. Basically, the thought is in our head that we have to redeem ourselves. read more

We didn't play too well down there. Basically, the thought is in our head that we have to redeem ourselves. If we do, we'll make school history.

by Greg Adkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I am really proud of the kids. We were not hitting the open shots tonight but we kept fighting and read more

I am really proud of the kids. We were not hitting the open shots tonight but we kept fighting and still had a chance. We wanted to win it all and this is a really disappointing way to end the season but it is a great accomplishment to get as far as we did and I am really proud of the team.

by Gary Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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