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    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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We received permission from the federal government to load April benefits early on March 27 since April 1 is on read more

We received permission from the federal government to load April benefits early on March 27 since April 1 is on a Saturday. This way, both the vendor and our local and state offices would be open and staffed to help people with problems during the week. We certainly apologize to anyone who has experience difficulty.

by Jon Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I definitely think fly tying is addicting, but you can start out cheaply. You can get the needed equipment for read more

I definitely think fly tying is addicting, but you can start out cheaply. You can get the needed equipment for less than $100.

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My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for read more

My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for my brother and myself, some kind of business. He'd asked the owners of this course to call him if it ever came up for sale, and one day, they called. I had a scholarship offer to Ohio State and my dad said, 'Son, what do you want to do, cut grass or go to school?' I said, what do you want me to do, Dad? He said, 'Well, I can't afford any help.' I said, 'No problem, Dad, I'll help you cut grass.' Looking back, I think I made the right decision.

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People make decisions that undermine their goals every day.

People make decisions that undermine their goals every day.

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I'd attribute the lack of wild fruits to the drought we've been experiencing.

I'd attribute the lack of wild fruits to the drought we've been experiencing.

by John Arvin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In my household, we've already begun energy conservation. In 2006, residential customers as well as commercial and industrial customers, will read more

In my household, we've already begun energy conservation. In 2006, residential customers as well as commercial and industrial customers, will have to take new measures.

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It could have been a real nasty situation. But our coaching staff, the Douglas coaching staff and everyone else got read more

It could have been a real nasty situation. But our coaching staff, the Douglas coaching staff and everyone else got it all under control. None of the players off the bench or any of the fans in the stands ever made contact with any players.

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It indicates how employers have shifted their focus on how to pay their employees.

It indicates how employers have shifted their focus on how to pay their employees.

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I just see it as another guy trying to get what I'm trying to get, a win for our team. read more

I just see it as another guy trying to get what I'm trying to get, a win for our team. I treat it like a battlefield.

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