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    The older you get, the more you realize you're drifting toward a direction, and sometimes your significant other drifts into an opposite direction. You can't blame anybody for it.

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a long road to go.

a long road to go.

by James Adamson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This was completely unfair and I was happy to see the dean saw it our way.

This was completely unfair and I was happy to see the dean saw it our way.

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Initial reports are that the Saturn failed to stop at a stop sign or just didn't see the truck coming read more

Initial reports are that the Saturn failed to stop at a stop sign or just didn't see the truck coming and pulled out in front of it.

by Brad Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest read more

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.

by Jeffrey Archer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I didn't think about whether I was writing poems. I was thinking. And the more I was thinking, the more read more

I didn't think about whether I was writing poems. I was thinking. And the more I was thinking, the more there was I didn't understand.

by David Antin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There has been a preference in Germany and France for fillers on the right. But research in the United States read more

There has been a preference in Germany and France for fillers on the right. But research in the United States has not shown a preference strong enough to affect buying decisions.

by Alan Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Billy Idol called -- he wants his look back.

Billy Idol called -- he wants his look back.

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I'm very disappointed. I really don't know what happened, ... Basically on the first or second stride I pushed on read more

I'm very disappointed. I really don't know what happened, ... Basically on the first or second stride I pushed on my leg and collapsed. I just could not get up to speed. It was too late.

by Christine Arron Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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