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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.

Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.

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It brought tears to my eyes.

It brought tears to my eyes.

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We want honest, sincere and intensive cooperation in tackling the Taliban and terrorism coming into Afghanistan.

We want honest, sincere and intensive cooperation in tackling the Taliban and terrorism coming into Afghanistan.

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They're uninhibited at an early age, a learning curve is so much higher without that. It's so much fun, they're read more

They're uninhibited at an early age, a learning curve is so much higher without that. It's so much fun, they're quick learners. The younger ones seem to learn best through songs and games.

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I felt everything was under my control. It's an unforgettable match and an unforgettable day. This has been a spectacular read more

I felt everything was under my control. It's an unforgettable match and an unforgettable day. This has been a spectacular year for me.

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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

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[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing read more

[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing about Vin is his brain. That's his most attractive muscle.

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Running is my church.

Running is my church.

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I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he read more

I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.

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