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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money.

If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money.

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It's hard to get everything working (in the beginning of the year). But I think we'll figure it out.

It's hard to get everything working (in the beginning of the year). But I think we'll figure it out.

by Becca Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The idea is to bring a higher quality, better-looking product to the consumer.

The idea is to bring a higher quality, better-looking product to the consumer.

by Dennis Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's about always showing new stuff. Do not become stagnant.

It's about always showing new stuff. Do not become stagnant.

by Leo Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Right out of the chute, we announced awards from returning customers and had a fantastically successful Atlas V launch with read more

Right out of the chute, we announced awards from returning customers and had a fantastically successful Atlas V launch with NASA's New Horizons mission to Pluto - and there are 11 months to go in 2006.

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I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off read more

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.

by Leo Burnett Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He's definitely a threat with his legs. He can move pretty well and I believe that he's a big guy read more

He's definitely a threat with his legs. He can move pretty well and I believe that he's a big guy (6-foot-4, 222 pounds), so we'll have to get after him.

by Joe Anoai Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Who knows whether they felt bad or they just wanted to get rid of it, because somebody, somewhere would have read more

Who knows whether they felt bad or they just wanted to get rid of it, because somebody, somewhere would have information as to who took it and where it's been.

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We were playing hardball and almost twisting their arm.

We were playing hardball and almost twisting their arm.

by David Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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