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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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I really normally have four kids that can score. Today, the kids' shots just weren't falling. I thought they did read more

I really normally have four kids that can score. Today, the kids' shots just weren't falling. I thought they did a great job defensively.

by Alan Ayers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We don't apologize for it not being pretty, and we don't apologize for keeping it close.

We don't apologize for it not being pretty, and we don't apologize for keeping it close.

by Dickie Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I really feel like I helped myself at the combine. To be able to play against the best in the read more

I really feel like I helped myself at the combine. To be able to play against the best in the country, and stay right with them, I think that helped me. I thought I might go later, around (selection number) 24 or 25. But 17 works.

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My figure ... never felt like an asset until I started dancing

My figure ... never felt like an asset until I started dancing

by Danni Ashe Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Our role is to make farmers as efficient as we can, to sell them the right product to make them read more

Our role is to make farmers as efficient as we can, to sell them the right product to make them the most amount of money. That's our number one job. What it all boils down to is what gives you the best bang for your buck.

by Alan Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more

Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there.

Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there.

by John Aniston Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Accusations of genocide are a very sensitive issue and we are attempting to deal with it as such. The accusations read more

Accusations of genocide are a very sensitive issue and we are attempting to deal with it as such. The accusations are made against the Ottoman regime and are no reflection on the modern Turkish state or Turkish people. I have met to discuss the issue with a range of representatives from the Turkish community and agreed to host a seminar for them to present their view on this period of history.

by Donald Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Coach shows me spots where I disappear, where I'm too passive. If I don't want the ball, if I'm not read more

Coach shows me spots where I disappear, where I'm too passive. If I don't want the ball, if I'm not aggressive, I'm out there for no reason.

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