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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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[He also enjoys sharing the stage with] American Idol ... You know, she was thrown into a role that most read more

[He also enjoys sharing the stage with] American Idol ... You know, she was thrown into a role that most musical theater actresses wait a lifetime to play because it's such a huge role. She handled it like a gem. I mean, she's got a set of pipes that you won't believe when you hear her. And she's got a real warmth and accessibility to the audience that allows the audience into the show. It's a very difficult thing to have. You either have that or you don't, and she's got it big-time.

by Amy Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The zebra fish is ideal because you can freeze the entire fish. Normal freezing is not conducted because it would read more

The zebra fish is ideal because you can freeze the entire fish. Normal freezing is not conducted because it would be too slow and cause ice crystals to form.

by Manfred Auer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Last year we had a lot of egos. We had some issues. We don't have that this year. This team read more

Last year we had a lot of egos. We had some issues. We don't have that this year. This team genuinely likes each other.

by Joey Avila Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It is only in the giving of oneself to others that we truly read more

The human contribution is the essential ingredient. It is only in the giving of oneself to others that we truly live.

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This year it's a little easier, they make less mistakes in practice. I don't have to do so much repetition, read more

This year it's a little easier, they make less mistakes in practice. I don't have to do so much repetition, because they know what to do and what to expect.

by Len Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He made a mistake by going into the ring, but it was his nephew, and this hooligan (Judah) -- that's read more

He made a mistake by going into the ring, but it was his nephew, and this hooligan (Judah) -- that's what he is, a hooligan -- committed these very flagrant fouls.

by Bob Arum Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We just need to be a lot more consistent as an offensive line and as a team in the passing read more

We just need to be a lot more consistent as an offensive line and as a team in the passing game and the running game.

by Lance Antolick Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.

Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.

by John Audubon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"[Ethan Allen, to his physician who said "General, I read more

"Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, goddam 'em, let 'em wait!"[Ethan Allen, to his physician who said "General, I fear the angels are waiting for you", quoted in Saturday Review, April 5, 1958]

by Ethan Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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