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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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I approached opera from the theater side, ... I used to rail against the clichs of the form, all those read more

I approached opera from the theater side, ... I used to rail against the clichs of the form, all those sopranos in nightgowns dying in Act 2. So what do I have in my first opera? A soprano in a nightgown dying in Act 2.

by Mark Adamo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He'll have to declare conflicts on county business. But he doesn't have to resign his post on council.

He'll have to declare conflicts on county business. But he doesn't have to resign his post on council.

by Mark Aitken Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The signing of Chad is outstanding because he sets the tone for our football team and the guys up front. read more

The signing of Chad is outstanding because he sets the tone for our football team and the guys up front. His knowledge of the game and the effort with which he plays are unparalleled.

by Damon Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He was in the top five in our golf team.

He was in the top five in our golf team.

by Bobby Anglin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others. Then read more

Written poetry is worth reading once, and then should be destroyed. Let the dead poets make way for others. Then we might even come to see that it is our veneration for what has already been created, however beautiful and valid it may be, that petrifies us.

by Antonin Artaud Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You're not going to be a superman every time you go out onto the field.

You're not going to be a superman every time you go out onto the field.

by Adrian Alaniz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a lot of hard work and perseverance finally paying off. When I first got up here in Greeley, it read more

It's a lot of hard work and perseverance finally paying off. When I first got up here in Greeley, it looked like I was going to be the first one gone and never coming back, ... But they saw something they liked and they stuck with me and gave me a bunch of opportunities to prove myself. And finally it's coming to pass that what they thought about me was right and that I can play in this league and be a player on this team.

by Charlie Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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She still loves La Jolla very, very much. She had been used to the heat of New Orleans for so read more

She still loves La Jolla very, very much. She had been used to the heat of New Orleans for so many years, and she found La Jolla cold.

by Connie Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I knew I had a great chance to win. The team worked so hard on the development of our car read more

I knew I had a great chance to win. The team worked so hard on the development of our car and I think over the 15 days we were the better all-round outfit. It's a fantastic feeling to win the Dakar. I experienced many highs and lows in my skiing career, but this is so different.

by Luc Alphand Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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