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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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She was our do-everything player. She was our best defender. She guarded the best players on the teams we played read more

She was our do-everything player. She was our best defender. She guarded the best players on the teams we played . . . and she did an outstanding job. She was our on-the-court leader.

by Kelly Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The Islamic world took a real beating because of what the clerics did in northern Nigeria, ... Islamic countries should read more

The Islamic world took a real beating because of what the clerics did in northern Nigeria, ... Islamic countries should be praised for doing so much to bring the spread of polio back under control.

by Bruce Aylward Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It would not be happening if the race was close or if [Democratic candidate Fernando] Ferrer was winning.

It would not be happening if the race was close or if [Democratic candidate Fernando] Ferrer was winning.

by George Arzt Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You have to understand, for a torture victim, this is an independent confirmation, ... And I would call this the read more

You have to understand, for a torture victim, this is an independent confirmation, ... And I would call this the start of the healing process.

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Doug Melvin's contract is absolutely being extended,

Doug Melvin's contract is absolutely being extended,

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My goal for this season was to go out on the mound and put my team in position to win read more

My goal for this season was to go out on the mound and put my team in position to win every time I step out there. We lost a lot of guys from last year and I knew I had to step up. I trained really hard in the fall and spring to throw as many pitches as I need to.

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Those quick scores took the wind out of our players' sails. That was tough to overcome.

Those quick scores took the wind out of our players' sails. That was tough to overcome.

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It seems like we have a rivalry every week. CU hates us. BYU hates us. Air Force doesn't care for read more

It seems like we have a rivalry every week. CU hates us. BYU hates us. Air Force doesn't care for us and Wyoming really hates us. Every week, we're playing for some sort of trophy or plaque. That's what is unique about college football.

by David Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Are you tired of sand being kicked in your face? I promise you new muscles in days!

Are you tired of sand being kicked in your face? I promise you new muscles in days!

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