Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? read more

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.

If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs.

We had two major benefactors that really made sure the women and children ... got their wish.

We had two major benefactors that really made sure the women and children ... got their wish.

We're going to have the same kind of thing people can see in a strip mall somewhere or in a read more

We're going to have the same kind of thing people can see in a strip mall somewhere or in a theme park.

My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for read more

My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for my brother and myself, some kind of business. He'd asked the owners of this course to call him if it ever came up for sale, and one day, they called. I had a scholarship offer to Ohio State and my dad said, 'Son, what do you want to do, cut grass or go to school?' I said, what do you want me to do, Dad? He said, 'Well, I can't afford any help.' I said, 'No problem, Dad, I'll help you cut grass.' Looking back, I think I made the right decision.

Terrorists don't advise the passengers on board that there's a bomb on board. They just blow it up.

Terrorists don't advise the passengers on board that there's a bomb on board. They just blow it up.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

Making sure people know about options to the high-priced brand name drugs could mean a world a difference for many read more

Making sure people know about options to the high-priced brand name drugs could mean a world a difference for many New Yorkers, especially those who pay full retail for their drugs. We are fighting to ensure the drug that ends up in your medicine cabinet is the very best one for you.