I remember being 4 or 5 years old, sitting in front of a record player with headphones listening to my read more

I remember being 4 or 5 years old, sitting in front of a record player with headphones listening to my dad's albums,

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

They allow schools to fit to kids instead of kids fitting to schools. Mandatory school assignment proves to have detrimental read more

They allow schools to fit to kids instead of kids fitting to schools. Mandatory school assignment proves to have detrimental consequences to students.

They're pretty skinny and not very attractive.

They're pretty skinny and not very attractive.

There is safety in reserve, but no attraction. One cannot love a reserved person.

There is safety in reserve, but no attraction. One cannot love a reserved person.

We have a factory and we still want to use it next year.

We have a factory and we still want to use it next year.

They have jumped the gun. I'm sure on reflection they will regret they have done it.

They have jumped the gun. I'm sure on reflection they will regret they have done it.

It makes me happy. It makes coach happy. Most importantly, it makes them happy.

It makes me happy. It makes coach happy. Most importantly, it makes them happy.

I support his race for Congress and I hope he'll be our next representative in Washington.

I support his race for Congress and I hope he'll be our next representative in Washington.