People have told us in letters and phone calls that they have to jog from Lincoln Center to make their read more

People have told us in letters and phone calls that they have to jog from Lincoln Center to make their train. We hear plenty of tales of missed trains.

I'm the elected sheriff, ... I serve the people. I don't serve the mayor. I don't serve some politicians.

I'm the elected sheriff, ... I serve the people. I don't serve the mayor. I don't serve some politicians.

I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.

I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.

It's bragging rights in your hometown. Who doesn't want to be the guy to go to 7-Eleven and be able read more

It's bragging rights in your hometown. Who doesn't want to be the guy to go to 7-Eleven and be able to say they're the king of the town?

I think they both are strong contenders especially with what they did this weekend.

I think they both are strong contenders especially with what they did this weekend.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I'm really not an invalid.

I'm really not an invalid.

Parking, traffic, those are issues tied to urban life. It's not necessarily a bad thing, ... I don't know how read more

Parking, traffic, those are issues tied to urban life. It's not necessarily a bad thing, ... I don't know how a merchant can think there's too much traffic.

It's special, especially in a team sport. It took a team effort to win. We weren't looking at this game read more

It's special, especially in a team sport. It took a team effort to win. We weren't looking at this game as his 300th win, we just looked at it as our first game of the season.