I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's read more

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

The alligator's popular. We're the only Cajun booth out here, and people like Cajun food.

The alligator's popular. We're the only Cajun booth out here, and people like Cajun food.

Lou's such a great player, that if I can help make him better, I feel like I'm contributing to the read more

Lou's such a great player, that if I can help make him better, I feel like I'm contributing to the team. I'm trying to push the other guys, too.

We have to play a good round tomorrow to stay in middle of this thing, which we are capable of read more

We have to play a good round tomorrow to stay in middle of this thing, which we are capable of doing. We haven't had a great day yet; we had two good days. I have a feeling we have a good round left in us.

When the word gets out that Dean isn't liberal - and in fact is quite conservative - on fiscal issues, read more

When the word gets out that Dean isn't liberal - and in fact is quite conservative - on fiscal issues, he'll pick up more McCain support. On fiscal issues, he's far to the right of Ted Kennedy.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

We had so much press, and then they get bored... I think we've done well to keep going.

We had so much press, and then they get bored... I think we've done well to keep going.

Kim couldn't have done that routine better. She had a great week at practice and came in very confident.

Kim couldn't have done that routine better. She had a great week at practice and came in very confident.