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    She can cover a lot of ground and is our quarterback in the outfield. She also has a great stick, so she'll be important on offense and defense.

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This is a very important moment in Gibraltar's history -- 300 years of being British, which is rather longer than read more

This is a very important moment in Gibraltar's history -- 300 years of being British, which is rather longer than it was ever Spanish.

by Michael Ancram Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They want to have everything but can't afford it. Their belief is that home prices will go up, and their read more

They want to have everything but can't afford it. Their belief is that home prices will go up, and their income will go up.

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If you want to commit suicide you can use my razor; it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the read more

If you want to commit suicide you can use my razor; it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord.

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It's going to be nice to get home but we still lost the game. We wanted to come out with read more

It's going to be nice to get home but we still lost the game. We wanted to come out with a win.

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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

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There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing.

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We hope that Iran will not become an obstacle to peace and security in Iraq.

We hope that Iran will not become an obstacle to peace and security in Iraq.

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Wolves are a high-profile species and the fact of the matter is the (Fish and Wildlife) Service has a hard read more

Wolves are a high-profile species and the fact of the matter is the (Fish and Wildlife) Service has a hard time getting anything off the endangered species list. We do think it's time for a creative approach.

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Because of last year's surprise, the company decided to go ahead and manufacture extra doses.

Because of last year's surprise, the company decided to go ahead and manufacture extra doses.

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