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    I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. So my coaches always told me, 'Well, if you can snap, go over to the side and practice a little bit,' and literally I was always the only guy who could do it. So I did it in pee wee, midget, junior high school, high school, college. My goal when I came in the league was to play one 'Monday Night Football' game. Now, I've played 10 seasons, and I've got four kids at home and I can hardly stay awake to watch a 'Monday Night Football' game.

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The Dick, Jane, and Spot primers have gone to that bookshelf in the sky. I have, in some ways, a read more

The Dick, Jane, and Spot primers have gone to that bookshelf in the sky. I have, in some ways, a tender feeling toward them, so I think it's for the best.

by Chris Allsburg Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

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I have never seen such a high level in a competition before. Today's race was perhaps the most competitive ever.

I have never seen such a high level in a competition before. Today's race was perhaps the most competitive ever.

by Frode Andresen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They've helped with what I've needed, here and at home,

They've helped with what I've needed, here and at home,

by Jason Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

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He's very happy, and a lot of players need to be happy off the field to be playing well on read more

He's very happy, and a lot of players need to be happy off the field to be playing well on the field, and I'd say Archie is that kind of person,

by Graham Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I am still watching you as well Mr. Whitey!

I am still watching you as well Mr. Whitey!

by Betha Aris Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Once upon a time you could wander around one country, then the next and then maybe you'd go to England read more

Once upon a time you could wander around one country, then the next and then maybe you'd go to England or wherever. Now they all want you to do it at the same time and you can't. It's just not physically possible.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Why would he come back?. He's proven himself. You only test the waters if you're a borderline guy.

Why would he come back?. He's proven himself. You only test the waters if you're a borderline guy.

by Art Alvarez Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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