Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it read more

Your pianos travel with you. So does your manager. You have no time for girls. Your manager sees to it that no young predatory females get very far.

The world is glittering with gold, and yellow streamers of sunlight wind through the tree boughs like God was throwing read more

The world is glittering with gold, and yellow streamers of sunlight wind through the tree boughs like God was throwing a party!

We were about six inches from being up 14-7 on a fade route. We were one camera angle away from read more

We were about six inches from being up 14-7 on a fade route. We were one camera angle away from having the ball on the half-yard line. We could have easily scored 28-21 points in that game.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to read more

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking.

Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking.

So you see, we offer a lot more than just sports.

So you see, we offer a lot more than just sports.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I like blinking, I do!

I like blinking, I do!

Fat and fitness can go together, ... It depends on other factors.

Fat and fitness can go together, ... It depends on other factors.