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Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

by Unknown Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should
do this great thing? And Elisha read more

And Hazael said, But what, is thy servant a dog, that he should
do this great thing? And Elisha answered, The Lord hath shewed
me that thou shalt be king over Syria.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes, Service Quotes,
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he read more

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

by Max Eastman Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You own a dog; you feed a cat.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

by Jim Fiebig Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Those he commands move only in command,
Nothing in live. Now does he feel his title
Hang read more

Those he commands move only in command,
Nothing in live. Now does he feel his title
Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe
Upon a dwarfish thief.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Authority Quotes,
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two read more

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

by Phil Pastoret Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do read more

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

by Matt Groening Found in: Authority Quotes,
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