It never crossed my mind that it would be Marla. I didn't want to push God – it didn't have read more

It never crossed my mind that it would be Marla. I didn't want to push God – it didn't have to be her.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought read more

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

As long as we're playing defense behind her, we're going to do OK. Erica was good with her rhythm, but read more

As long as we're playing defense behind her, we're going to do OK. Erica was good with her rhythm, but we didn't make any mistakes behind her. If we continue to do this, we're going to surprise some people.

This acquisition effectively creates a Yahoo! for Linux and open source developers,

This acquisition effectively creates a Yahoo! for Linux and open source developers,

A SOBA is a client/server application done right, ... It is a business application that is centered on Web services read more

A SOBA is a client/server application done right, ... It is a business application that is centered on Web services standards.

I think it can be a good group. I came here when it was (Bryan) Hickman, TP (Terry Pierce) and read more

I think it can be a good group. I came here when it was (Bryan) Hickman, TP (Terry Pierce) and (Josh) Buhl. I think the talent is there to have a corps like that.

There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.

There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.