Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, read more

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

Heart is something you can't teach. This isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport, and this one says we read more

Heart is something you can't teach. This isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport, and this one says we work hard and we deserve a lot more respect than we're getting.

We want this to be an event that lives up to the advance sale.

We want this to be an event that lives up to the advance sale.

The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not read more

The suggestions that umpires award free kicks without regard to the merits [of a free kick], that umpiring is not a worthwhile pursuit for kids and that umpires should put their egos in a locker are offensive and damaging.

He's been pretty consistent. He's pitched good every game. That's one thing we've been trying to find — consistency.

He's been pretty consistent. He's pitched good every game. That's one thing we've been trying to find — consistency.

The Muslim masses, ... ... do not rally except against an outside occupying enemy, especially if the enemy is firstly read more

The Muslim masses, ... ... do not rally except against an outside occupying enemy, especially if the enemy is firstly Jewish, and secondly American.

Schools have quickly closed and thousands of people carrying machetes, some with guns, are rushing toward the military barracks. It read more

Schools have quickly closed and thousands of people carrying machetes, some with guns, are rushing toward the military barracks. It could be bloody.

Maybe what we do here is help you develop that sense of what is right and what is wrong. We read more

Maybe what we do here is help you develop that sense of what is right and what is wrong. We don't want to dictate morality to people.

When I saw him speak here before, I could look into the audience and see people who look like him read more

When I saw him speak here before, I could look into the audience and see people who look like him laughing at things I didn't know the references to. There is an intimacy between Chicago writers and the population of this city that I find really wonderful. It's warm and it's welcoming. It's a little like going to a Baptist church. They know when to say 'Amen'.