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Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of read more

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

by Marc Anthony Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I am more concerned than ever.

I am more concerned than ever.

by Jason Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The desire to economize time and mental effort in arithmetical computations, and to eliminate human liability to error is probably read more

The desire to economize time and mental effort in arithmetical computations, and to eliminate human liability to error is probably as old as the science of arithmetic itself.

by Howard Aiken Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I tease her all the time because she'll need to take an afternoon off here and there to sing at read more

I tease her all the time because she'll need to take an afternoon off here and there to sing at someone's funeral. I told her when I die, she better sing at mine. She's really good - she'll move you to tears.

by Cheryl Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I like Wagner's music much better than anybody's. It's so loud that one can talk the whole time without people read more

I like Wagner's music much better than anybody's. It's so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing you.

by Bob Marley Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It would be pointless. We have only three trains (between 6 a.m. and 7:30 a.m.), and they arrive roughly every read more

It would be pointless. We have only three trains (between 6 a.m. and 7:30 a.m.), and they arrive roughly every 30 minutes. If PATH ran every six minutes, nobody from Metro-North would be getting on them.

by Marjorie Anders Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Such to me is the new image of aging: growth in self and service for all mankind

Such to me is the new image of aging: growth in self and service for all mankind

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I've been on hold seven or eight times and disconnected. I called Well Care the other day and it said read more

I've been on hold seven or eight times and disconnected. I called Well Care the other day and it said to leave a message for a certain box, which is hard to do if you haven't called the plan before and don't have a box number.

by Anne Antoville Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Things aren't moving as fast as they were at this point last year. I just feel a lot more comfortable.

Things aren't moving as fast as they were at this point last year. I just feel a lot more comfortable.

by Joe Ayoob Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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