Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

Can I get a raise if I balance the ball on my head on the Letterman Show?

By selling, you're making an ethical statement. But don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

By selling, you're making an ethical statement. But don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

They have four, five, six pro prospects on their team. They'll have a lottery pick coming off their bench. They're read more

They have four, five, six pro prospects on their team. They'll have a lottery pick coming off their bench. They're obviously more talented.

As Ms. Fitch will work through June 30, she will complete the fiscal year and her successor will be drawn read more

As Ms. Fitch will work through June 30, she will complete the fiscal year and her successor will be drawn from the new pool now forming.

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut read more

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.

That would be roughly equivalent to the number of doses that are used in a typical flu season.

That would be roughly equivalent to the number of doses that are used in a typical flu season.

Hollywood wants press, any kind of press.

Hollywood wants press, any kind of press.

The greater absurdities are, the more strongly they evince the falsity of that supposition from whence they flow.

The greater absurdities are, the more strongly they evince the falsity of that supposition from whence they flow.

I should be making plans more for the next world than for this one.

I should be making plans more for the next world than for this one.