It's one of the few jobs in which you sign a contract to risk your life on your job.

It's one of the few jobs in which you sign a contract to risk your life on your job.

We just forget about it and play the next play. We don't worry about it.

We just forget about it and play the next play. We don't worry about it.

These kids just don't see anything, so when you come, they think you're a real celebrity; they keep asking you read more

These kids just don't see anything, so when you come, they think you're a real celebrity; they keep asking you for your autograph.

The last two years it has been working for us.

The last two years it has been working for us.

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd read more

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

I slapped him in the mouth.

I slapped him in the mouth.

It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured. - Agricola.

It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured. - Agricola.

Everybody remembers Ironton in its heyday in the '40s and '50s, that's when Ironton was booming and we've gone downhill, read more

Everybody remembers Ironton in its heyday in the '40s and '50s, that's when Ironton was booming and we've gone downhill, and we have, we've hit rock bottom, ... But if we all don't stand together, we're not going to stand back up. It's going to take all of us to put it back on track.

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of read more

Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.