(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

Even as voters, we try to keep up with the guys as much as possible, mainly through television or ESPN.

Even as voters, we try to keep up with the guys as much as possible, mainly through television or ESPN.

We felt that if we could do it at the right price, the cleaning robot would be embraced by the read more

We felt that if we could do it at the right price, the cleaning robot would be embraced by the masses.

Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.

Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.

My mother worked hard for a long time and now I work hard to make sure that she doesn't have read more

My mother worked hard for a long time and now I work hard to make sure that she doesn't have to work, ... It gives me something to push for and it keeps me humble.

Politics is like boxing - you try to knock out your opponents.

Politics is like boxing - you try to knock out your opponents.

The Iraq war was a mistake from the beginning, and when we went in, we went in on the cheap. read more

The Iraq war was a mistake from the beginning, and when we went in, we went in on the cheap. The troops have not been protected. We need to bring them home.

Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

Price-gouging consumers for essential goods and services by uncaring businesses during this major storm will result in quick action by read more

Price-gouging consumers for essential goods and services by uncaring businesses during this major storm will result in quick action by my office because people could be in dire need and suffering,