"The prosecutor's theory on this case has taken more evolutions than Darwin," said one of Lisa Holland's two attorneys, Andrew read more

"The prosecutor's theory on this case has taken more evolutions than Darwin," said one of Lisa Holland's two attorneys, Andrew Abood.

We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

We are encouraging locals to create mini- floats using red wagons or big wheel tricycles.

Guns ARE evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

Guns ARE evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

He is just an awesome pitcher. He can really pitch ... the velocity he has, mixing his pitches. His outside read more

He is just an awesome pitcher. He can really pitch ... the velocity he has, mixing his pitches. His outside pitch was really catching us.

Big energy lobbyists may be cheering the bill's enactment, but ordinary Americans had better hold fast to their wallets, ... read more

Big energy lobbyists may be cheering the bill's enactment, but ordinary Americans had better hold fast to their wallets, ... As gasoline prices careen out of control, the bill keeps America speeding down the wrong road toward more oil consumption, more drilling, and more pollution.

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? read more

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance read more

Sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.

It's an extremely difficult time for both the airline and the industry and the cuts we're proposing are painful but read more

It's an extremely difficult time for both the airline and the industry and the cuts we're proposing are painful but in our judgment they're also necessary if the airline is going to survive. If there's an industry or business that's in worse shape than the airline industry, I don't know what it is.