Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

I think the governor expressed his concern that the local officials representing so many citizens were so stridently opposed to read more

I think the governor expressed his concern that the local officials representing so many citizens were so stridently opposed to the proposal.

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk

The total number of eligible voters is 15.5 million, ... and we expect the turn-out to reach 11 or 12 read more

The total number of eligible voters is 15.5 million, ... and we expect the turn-out to reach 11 or 12 million.

We are taking this weekend to sit down and rehash what needs to be done.

We are taking this weekend to sit down and rehash what needs to be done.

I am not worried about facing Belgium. I get worried about things like the speed of bullets if I had read more

I am not worried about facing Belgium. I get worried about things like the speed of bullets if I had to go to war.

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's read more

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

What's going to happen everywhere, everywhere, the first thing that's going to happen is as many people as possible are read more

What's going to happen everywhere, everywhere, the first thing that's going to happen is as many people as possible are going to go find their kids.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.