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    She goes by 'Chris,' not 'Christine,' in her everyday life. Calling her Christine would be like using 'William Jefferson Clinton' instead of Bill Clinton. 'Christine' is just more formal. She says that's what her mother called her when she got in trouble.

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In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just read more

In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just one of it where there should be two. I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it.

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They used to throw this stuff away.

They used to throw this stuff away.

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It was 10 times better,

It was 10 times better,

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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because read more

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

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will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will read more

will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will be juicy and tender.

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Under this bill, Duke Cunningham still would be able to get away with trading bribes for earmarks.

Under this bill, Duke Cunningham still would be able to get away with trading bribes for earmarks.

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When you read those petitions, some of them cry out that something very bad occurred.

When you read those petitions, some of them cry out that something very bad occurred.

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As far as tourists, (Worcester County) can't be beat.

As far as tourists, (Worcester County) can't be beat.

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Ageism is the most pervasive form of prejudice in Britain today,

Ageism is the most pervasive form of prejudice in Britain today,

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