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    At age nine I began serving long stints in juvenile detention quarters. At age twelve I was sent to the Utah State Industrial School For Boys... at age eighteen I was released as an adult.

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He threw threw the crap out of the ball in that pen. We have to wait to see how he read more

He threw threw the crap out of the ball in that pen. We have to wait to see how he is today, but right now I'd be very surprised if he doesn't make the start Saturday.

by Brad Arnsberg Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you want to commit suicide you can use my razor; it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the read more

If you want to commit suicide you can use my razor; it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord.

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I'm extremely proud of the kids. We hit this road trip (East won at Green River 72-67 Friday) head on read more

I'm extremely proud of the kids. We hit this road trip (East won at Green River 72-67 Friday) head on and got two big wins. We played with as much intensity and we've had all year.

by Damon Artery Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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She's my wee-one.

She's my wee-one.

by Jack Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I am persuaded there is among the mass of our people a fund of wisdom, integrity, and humanity which will read more

I am persuaded there is among the mass of our people a fund of wisdom, integrity, and humanity which will preserve their happiness in a tolerable measure

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There is no legal basis ... If this child came from anywhere else, he would have been home within 48 read more

There is no legal basis ... If this child came from anywhere else, he would have been home within 48 hours.

by David Abraham Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The Chief Justice battled thyroid cancer since being diagnosed last October and continued to perform his duties on the court read more

The Chief Justice battled thyroid cancer since being diagnosed last October and continued to perform his duties on the court until a precipitous decline in his health the last couple of days.

by Kathy Arberg Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm really psyched for O.A.R. They'll certainly be a hell of a lot better than Sonic Youth.

I'm really psyched for O.A.R. They'll certainly be a hell of a lot better than Sonic Youth.

by Jack Abraham Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Candidate Thomas is a sad, sad man, with only one desire: to reunite with his deceased ex-girlfriend.

Candidate Thomas is a sad, sad man, with only one desire: to reunite with his deceased ex-girlfriend.

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