Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African read more

I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.

The jam is moving toward the Capitol where Congress sits in judgment on all the administrative agencies of Government.

The jam is moving toward the Capitol where Congress sits in judgment on all the administrative agencies of Government.

I think it is bolstering management rather than bringing in someone who is going to say yes to a bid.

I think it is bolstering management rather than bringing in someone who is going to say yes to a bid.

I believe that I am recognized as an expert in these various industries, ... Investing in Vice, The Recession-Proof Portfolio read more

I believe that I am recognized as an expert in these various industries, ... Investing in Vice, The Recession-Proof Portfolio of Booze, Bets, Bombs and Butts.

I write everything on a xylophone!

I write everything on a xylophone!

Tehran is very
expensive.

Tehran is very
expensive.

There was no way to plug the leak. The driver tried, but he got soaked in gas and had to read more

There was no way to plug the leak. The driver tried, but he got soaked in gas and had to be treated in the ambulance,

I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom read more

I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the pit, and it was time to scrape myself out of it.