Al Jolson was one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived.

Al Jolson was one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived.

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also read more

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also like The Critic and Celebrity Death Match and South Park. I love all of that.

I think Brad and I have fed off each other our whole careers, and to see him win like that read more

I think Brad and I have fed off each other our whole careers, and to see him win like that just inspires me even more, ... If you can't get inspired by what he did, then you don't have a pulse because that was awesome the way he won that tournament.

It is rare to qualify for the waiver.

It is rare to qualify for the waiver.

It's mainly concerns about economic weakness all over the globe and what it will do to the U.S.. The common read more

It's mainly concerns about economic weakness all over the globe and what it will do to the U.S.. The common refrain has been that the Asian crisis shouldn't have a big impact on the U.S. economy. Now with Russia's problems, people are reassessing that belief.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

It will not be a cause for panic. It will not be a cause for people to stop hunting. It read more

It will not be a cause for panic. It will not be a cause for people to stop hunting. It will not be a cause for people to stop eating poultry.

I dress up in my costume, and I do the laundry.

I dress up in my costume, and I do the laundry.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of read more

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.