Maxioms Pet

X
  •   5  /  17  

    I see where Bill Belichick wore a navy blue shirt during (last week's) opener. What, he has abandoned that gray sweatshirt he borrowed from the Unabomber?

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  14  /  15  

Just because I am a nice guy, it doesn't mean I am not sexy,

Just because I am a nice guy, it doesn't mean I am not sexy,

by Mig Ayesa Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  26  

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

  ( comments )
  11  /  15  

The best you can beat any given momentis yourself.

The best you can beat any given momentis yourself.

  ( comments )
  6  /  13  

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

by Love Actually Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  27  /  24  

Say Jessica was working on a math problem ... I would always try to illustrate the solution by drawing things read more

Say Jessica was working on a math problem ... I would always try to illustrate the solution by drawing things out. And she just started to copy what I was doing. Of course, as she got better at it, I would show her the 3-d aspect of shading or how to render perspective — and she could just do it. She would just pick it up.

by Manny Aranda Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  13  /  43  

When the kids go back to school, you start seeing a lot of backpacks.

When the kids go back to school, you start seeing a lot of backpacks.

by Leslie Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  9  

It's a pretty significant day for us. It is a day of abstinence when we fast, pray and smear ourselves read more

It's a pretty significant day for us. It is a day of abstinence when we fast, pray and smear ourselves with burnt ash to remind us of our sinfulness, forgiveness and mortality. It sets the tone for the penitential season leading up to Easter.

by Dan Andriacco Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  7  /  13  

I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Then I got a call from Eastern Oklahoma State, a junior read more

I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Then I got a call from Eastern Oklahoma State, a junior college, and they offered me a scholarship.

by Luis Avila Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  12  /  18  

You'd hear the horn blow.

You'd hear the horn blow.

by Arron Afflalo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet