Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

There are those who have burned schools and killed doctors, nurses and many other innocent Afghans.

There are those who have burned schools and killed doctors, nurses and many other innocent Afghans.

MGM is very deliberate. They are not going to do a deal that isn't immediately accretive to earnings per share. read more

MGM is very deliberate. They are not going to do a deal that isn't immediately accretive to earnings per share. Harrah's, on the other hand, has done deals that aren't accretive.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

An astounding thing is that, almost every single week, I have met someone from my past.

An astounding thing is that, almost every single week, I have met someone from my past.

We took our time to examine all the alternatives. We tried to make the best deal we could.

We took our time to examine all the alternatives. We tried to make the best deal we could.

He'll probably pitch as much as he would if he was in Spring Training.

He'll probably pitch as much as he would if he was in Spring Training.

This is awful. Those poor girls. You shouldn't have to get your story in the paper to get it fixed.

This is awful. Those poor girls. You shouldn't have to get your story in the paper to get it fixed.