Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

NATO has not received any formal request from the U.N. or from the African Union for anything beyond what it read more

NATO has not received any formal request from the U.N. or from the African Union for anything beyond what it is currently doing. NATO is continuing to do what it has been doing for many months, and that is airlifting in and out African Union battalions ... as well as providing training.

There's no question average selling prices are dropping all over the marketplace,

There's no question average selling prices are dropping all over the marketplace,

There seems to be a strong consensus that the Fed isn't going to do anything.

There seems to be a strong consensus that the Fed isn't going to do anything.

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.

A longer campaign would tend to attract more candidates.

A longer campaign would tend to attract more candidates.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.

I think the game was lost in the (third) when we gave up five runs, then two more in the read more

I think the game was lost in the (third) when we gave up five runs, then two more in the fourth. I think, if we had shut them down or held them to one or two runs, they probably wouldn't have been as aggressive as they were. But they can swing the bats.

Johann is so unselfish that he sometimes hurts himself. The reality is that he shoots the ball very well from read more

Johann is so unselfish that he sometimes hurts himself. The reality is that he shoots the ball very well from the outside. So after halftime, I had to tell him, 'shoot the basketball' and he did. I just wanted to remind the rest of the county that this kid is a double-threat. He's not a kid you can just pack down on. He doesn't get stifled and he knows how to pick you apart.