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    It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit their wrists, but to make people laugh is a very intoxicating, wonderful thing.

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You might only go on the field five or six times a game, ... But you're dealing with a lot, read more

You might only go on the field five or six times a game, ... But you're dealing with a lot, your heart is racing. The more times you go out in front of a crowd, the more relaxed you're going to be.

by Keith Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.

The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.

by Carlos Alvarez Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's still interesting times,

It's still interesting times,

by John Aspinall Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When we found out that J.P. would not be available for the season, we recognized an opportunity to get David read more

When we found out that J.P. would not be available for the season, we recognized an opportunity to get David and we went for it, David is a strong athlete who is getting better every day. He can play singles and doubles, he gets you some easy points with his big lefty serve, and he works hard in practice. We will make him feel right at home here in New York.

by Chuck Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out.

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out.

by Hank Azaria Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Their [the waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pâté, Whitstable oysters, read more

Their [the waiters'] eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pâté, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. - The Rising Gorge, 1961.

by S. J. Perelman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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People want a quick fix, ... They want immediate results.

People want a quick fix, ... They want immediate results.

by Keith Ayoob Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The characters attend a lot of balls in the book so this made the book more interesting. It's been the read more

The characters attend a lot of balls in the book so this made the book more interesting. It's been the most confusing book I've read for a long time. I don't understand the time period or the customs.

by Mark Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He wasn't leaving a lot of stuff over the plate.

He wasn't leaving a lot of stuff over the plate.

by Chris Aguila Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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