Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Only after the results of a recent DNA test taken by the true biological father did Amber realize that Mr. read more

Only after the results of a recent DNA test taken by the true biological father did Amber realize that Mr. Flores was not the father of her child. To the best of Amber's knowledge, Mr. Flores did not [take a test] and he needs to take responsibility for his failure to do so.

I wasn't thinking about the championship ... just focusing on the two triple axels. I'd give myself 95 out of read more

I wasn't thinking about the championship ... just focusing on the two triple axels. I'd give myself 95 out of 100.

We did that to keep people from all over the country from entering, because we have a grand prize -- read more

We did that to keep people from all over the country from entering, because we have a grand prize -- and a significant one at that. Only people who know about this contest through the radio station or the paper will be able to enter.

The idea makes you laugh, and you're instantly sympathetic. We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for read more

The idea makes you laugh, and you're instantly sympathetic. We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us.

I never intended to do anything with dogs or anything except donkeys, but there was such a big need with read more

I never intended to do anything with dogs or anything except donkeys, but there was such a big need with the humane society.

We knew what to do, we just had to calm down.

We knew what to do, we just had to calm down.

He showed me his slider was his command pitch. I told him, 'You get behind in the count, throw it read more

He showed me his slider was his command pitch. I told him, 'You get behind in the count, throw it anyway.' He started throwing the breaking ball with the fastball.

You definitely have to respect this place, as we learned in the past with my father and my grandfather both read more

You definitely have to respect this place, as we learned in the past with my father and my grandfather both had a lot of unfortunate luck here.