Our best player was hanging his head. He thought we had already lost. I got four steals and we ended read more

Our best player was hanging his head. He thought we had already lost. I got four steals and we ended up winning the game.

When I finally put my guitar in the case the last time, I want to be remembered just as a read more

When I finally put my guitar in the case the last time, I want to be remembered just as a singer, not as a country singer or pops singer - just a singer.

Perhaps we will drink a drop of champagne. This is an undeniable victory for a social movement.

Perhaps we will drink a drop of champagne. This is an undeniable victory for a social movement.

We wanted to make a version that wasn't so disturbing that you couldn't put it in a family movie,

We wanted to make a version that wasn't so disturbing that you couldn't put it in a family movie,

Don't give advice unless you're asked.

Don't give advice unless you're asked.

Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing.

Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

This is a major victory in the war against caviar criminals.

This is a major victory in the war against caviar criminals.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.