I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Hello Montreal! 'Fuck You' would be a good sign at your highways!

Hello Montreal! 'Fuck You' would be a good sign at your highways!

We must maintain our competitive advantage on commerce traffic.

We must maintain our competitive advantage on commerce traffic.

We can play with anybody in the country.

We can play with anybody in the country.

Our goal was to be here and then let the cards happen the way they happen.

Our goal was to be here and then let the cards happen the way they happen.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

You're not going to see a (buying and selling) frenzy. For the time being it should ... give investors some read more

You're not going to see a (buying and selling) frenzy. For the time being it should ... give investors some comfort there is some value out there.

They're the ones that will come in and play with the toys. They'll come and try on all the crazy read more

They're the ones that will come in and play with the toys. They'll come and try on all the crazy hats we have back there. You'll see them playing as much as the kids are playing.

Most teachers - most people - feel their elected officials take care of that. That's their business, right? Most teachers read more

Most teachers - most people - feel their elected officials take care of that. That's their business, right? Most teachers are busy teaching.